It is rumored that Johnny Biceps has been bleeding cash amid the recession and is struggling. According to a source who declined to be named, "I heard the CEO can't even afford to go to Vegas this summer." Johnny Biceps' eccentric CEO Jon has been seen spending cash like there is no tomorrow. Jon has been buying fur coats and the DVD sets of reality shows Real World and the Hills, according to another source. The hostile bid has a deadline of March 31, 2009. Tampa Capital, LLC advisor is Raymond James and Goldman Sachs while their law firm is Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom LLP.
About Eleven O Twelve
Eleven O Twelve (www.elevenotwelve.com) is a clothing company based out of South Tampa, Florida. They specialize in clothing everyone wants to wear.
About Johnny Biceps
Johnny Biceps (www.johnnybiceps.com) is a full service training company that specializes in turning fat ugly people into beautiful beings that everyone loves.
About Tampa Capital, LLC
Tampa Capital, LLC (tampacapital.blogspot.com) is a blog that discusses financial markets, economic theory and personal finances. The firm currently employs 3 associates and was founded in 2009.

Sir or Madam:
ReplyDeleteOur client, Johnny Biceps, LLC, has informed us of your bidding intentions for Eleven O Twelve clothing company. It would be in your best interests to kindly retract these intentions immediately before we take any further action. Oh, and Mr. Biceps also wanted me to tell you, "Hey weedge. Sorry bout this. Golf saturday?"
Best,
Donald Deltoid
The Deltoids Law Group